It's tough being a tabloid newspaper sub-editor. Generally, it's agreed that articles are easier to read if they have a picture, but it's too expensive to send a photographer to get an original photograph for every story. So, to fill the gap, stock photo companies, such as Alamy, build massive databases of weird and wonderful pictures to use in generic stories. However, the stock nature of the pictures means that certain clichés become entrenched into British newspapers without us realising. So, here are the rules of tabloid newspaper pictures. All of these pictures are taken from articles in the Daily Mail this year. You will never look at newspapers in the same way again!
1. Laptops are only used at night by shady looking men. An article about the perils of the Internet or hacking (heh) wouldn't quite look right if placed next to a picture of a sweet old dear using a Mac. As a result, all laptop users are sinister looking blokes who browse unidentifiable websites in total darkness (or greenness if they're extra shady).

2. Kids are mean. When was the last time you saw a picture of a child doing what it's told in a paper? If they're not stealing cake off you whilst you look on helplessly, they're putting their teachers in a headlock or standing on the table. Kids today eh!
3. People around the country are putting their head in their hands and spreading their bills, cards and loose change on their desk in despair at rising prices. This is a perennial favourite of which there are literally hundreds of examples. Every article about any sort of financial woes, whether personal or national, will be accompanied by someone looking rather downbeat with all of their financial documents sprawled out in front of them. However, you do get a bit of creativity..
Long range depressed man (article)
Close range depressed couple

As above, but with an adding machine!
4. Young people are usually used to show 'old people' conditions to make them more interesting. This one is slightly more sinister. Articles about conditions which are traditionally associated with older people usually feature rather more attractive models in their pictures. They could simply be trying to push an anti-ageist and open-minded news agenda. Or they could be trying to make their papers look nicer. We'll leave it up to you..
both suffering from angina
breast cancer (article)
5. Readers only understand what something is if shown in bulk. At some national editors conference a few years ago it was evidently decided that readers are unable to comprehend the significance of an item unless it is shown as part of a set.
(article) BREAD
SAUCEPANS
MARSHMALLOWS
6. Angry people just look weird. The Alamy files feature pictures for the full range of emotions- sad, happy, bemused, excited, sinister etc etc. However, whenever there is an article about anger management or stress, it's very hard to find a picture where the subjects don't look angry but instead just look a bit.. odd.
So next time you read a tabloid article or website, sit back and enjoy the bizarre mundaneness of stock photography!




